Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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