How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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