I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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