were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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