There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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