Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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