FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
