We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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