I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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