Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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