Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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