I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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