some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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