So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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