The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
