im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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