Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
God gave him joint rollers for hands
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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