The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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