I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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