This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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