I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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