I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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