TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
