I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
40s are totally the cure
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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