READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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