I CAN MOONWALK!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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