I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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