Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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