just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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