is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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