I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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