And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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