hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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