I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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