Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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