I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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