Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
