It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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