was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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