I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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