She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Damn victory sex feels great
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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