But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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