is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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