Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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