I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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