im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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