Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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