Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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