I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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