Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
A+ Viking dick
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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