Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
how does that bad decision feel?
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