You smell like stripper and shame
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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