just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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