so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
