accomplished twins. life is a go
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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