another moral hangover. fuck.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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